Thursday, January 14, 2010

Steve Hess: Nuggets Trainer

I've been trying to figure out how to release this video to The Nextians community in order to provide full impact, and I think I've figured it out. First, just watch the video in it's entirety. It won't be hard to do:

Do you notice Steve Hess? If you've ever watched a Nuggets game you definitely have seen him behind their bench. Steve's got amazing hair, he's a Kiwi, he's super intense, he's pushing some workout band product, and he's the Denver Nugget's trainer. The intensity in which he's working the HELL out of that host on "Skinny Wednesday" was off the chain. The host then asks if there are any single guys on the Nuggets which Steve Hess deflects like a true pro.

.....all the while you were trying to figure out just what the HELL, I mean, heck CBN was. Right?

Suddenly, Pat Robertson flashes on the screen and it becomes immediately apparent that you were watching the Christian Broadcasting Network. Trippy. You then realize, if you've read this story, that Pat Robertson has recently come under fire for suggesting the 7.0-magnitude earthquake that devastated Haiti Tuesday was a because of a pact that Haitian leaders may have made with Satan 200 years ago. WHAT THE FUCK?

So, the question posed to you my Nextians, do you have a different view of the Nuggets now? Or are you just really confused? (Once again, thanks to Free Darko for the enlightenment.........oops, bad word to use).

1 comment:

Hyland said...

Where do you get Steve Hess is "intense" from?