Friday, May 28, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Remember when J. Williams was on the Kings? Damn, that was the shit. The 2002 Western Conference Finals still brings a tear to my eye. Wait a second, Willimas was traded for Bibby in 2001 the year before the Kings got really good. Scratch that.
"I recently wrote and produced on a Canadian TV show for tweens called Wingin' It and Randy Foye was a guest star. We wanted someone recognizable to a Canadian audience so the producers got us Randy Foye?! The theory among the writers is that some agent or manager swindled the exec-producers into thinking Randy was a real score."
Sunday, May 23, 2010
"Championship in one year minimum and in five year maximum." Go Nyets!
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
And now your Day in NBA Pictures:
Did you hear that Marquis Daniels' Dad was tasered at the Boston @ Orlando Game 2 last night? Tasering is all the rage in law enforcement right now. Jeez.
This one is hilarious and is my new screen saver.
Thanks to Ball Don't Lie for linking me to the pictures.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Jerry (the boss):
"Steve, get in my office immediately"
Steve: (works under Jerry the boss):
"The NBA draft is later today and I need you to create a picture for the home page. STAT, if you can do it. We want to run it with Trey Kirby from BDL's piece."
"Wait, Trey Kirby is getting a homepage listing? Anyway, you got it boss. What meme were you looking for?"
"Wow, Jer, you pretty much wrote this one for me. I'm thinking of getting Derrick Favors, John Wall and Evan Turner close up face shots. In 6 weeks America is going to see these future stars in amazing suits crying with their families. The lottery and draft are more humanistic than they are athletic. The time for pictures and video of these guys shooting or dunking is not now."
Steve fools around in photoshop for eleven minutes before bringing in his proof to Jer.........
Ummm, pie in all regards is delicious! I just wish the red slice was a little bigger on The Warriors Pie. At least we're not eating any grey pieces. That would be disgusting to have to eat a mouth full of grey like The Rockets (thanks to GSOM for the pie).
This is the most exciting day of the year for Warrior Nation (I'm pretty sure we don't call ourselves "Warriors Nation" like those lame Laker fans but I digress). Starting at 5 pm (PACIFIC!!) the ping pong balls bounce and the most exciting time of the year gets underway. Will Demarcus Cousins be our savior? Probably! But probably not.
To celebrate, I'm leaving work and playing ping pong until the lottery starts. And I won't come back until we sell to Larry Ellison. My boss sure is going to be pissed!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
For the conspiracy theorists out there, LeBron's Game 5 puke-fest does maybe-kinda point to him being told to tank the game by The Bilderbergs or Jay-Z and The Freemasons or whatever (Peep some prior "LeBron is a Freemason" evidence HERE ....directly from this blog!....via FreeDarko).
Just kidding, back to reality folks. First of all, Chuck Barkley thinks you royally choked:
Ouch! Now, for some day-after reaction articles matriculating from the NBA universe:
Russillo (it's a podcast, folks) says that the game was one of the most shocking he's ever seen. He then puts the loss on everyone with the Cavs.
Mr. True Hoop Henry Abbott points out what's wrong with Cleveland fans with an interesting take. With fans booing on their way out of the exits and the Cavs owner distancing himself from the team in recent comments, things do seem a bit doomed for Cleveland in this series and in LeBronamania this summer.
It was necessary to capture this moment in time before game 6 when LeBron either tarnishes his early legacy or steps up with a win for the ages in the Celtic's TD Waterhouse Ameritrade Garden. One thing's for certain: I can't wait to see what comes NEXT on Thursday at 5:00pm Pacific!
Monday, May 3, 2010
Only people who are better than you are allowed to wear all white. Like Puff Daddy, wearing all white is a sign that you cannot be stopped. It's also a sign that you are an a-hole.
Peep the Kobe is White Hot LA Times article and thanks to Ball Don't Lie once again. Trey Kirby has excellent internet scouring tactics and that is why I love him.