Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You Got Serbed!

The Serbian turnover machine Marco Jaric has just recently married the Brazilian bomb-shell, Adiana Lima. What a lucky SOB! From a bench player who's Curry Line would be outrageous, if he played, to a made-man. I guess you don't have to be a huge star to marry one of the hottest women on the planet. Keep your hopes up Nextians! Look at his eyes in the top pick, yikes. No wonder why he can't dribble and turn's the ball over....his eyes are super small and way close together. Also, rumor has it that Lima was a virgin until she got married. Does it get any better? We all just got Serbed.

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