NOT Tiger Woods, it is Lewis Hamilton. Who the F'n hell is Lewis Hamilton you ask? He is a 23 year old Formula 1 driver who just won the World Championship race. And, he is boning the lead singer from Pussy Cat Dolls. Son of a bitch....all this at 23! What a limey bastard. Well, I'm happy for him, but he probably still has jacked up grillz!
"Lewis Hamilton will become the world's highest-paid sportsman after becoming the youngest driver to win the Formula One world championship last night.
The 23-year-old Briton can expect to earn a minimum £100million a year following one of the most exciting finales to a race the sport has ever witnessed.
This far eclipses the £31million that David Beck ham earned last year and even surpasses the £72million earned this year by Tiger Woods."