I'm pretty sure this guy will never make a dime doing comedy. I also hope his boss at the furniture store he works at sees this youtube and fires him for being a non-funny idiot.
How long did you make it through before wanting to bitch slap this guy? So sorry he had to go see Lebron play basketball. And I'm very sad that he was distracted by food vendors and Cavs/Lebron paraphernalia. Such a big basketball fan he is by yearning for the sound of a swish and squeak of the Chuck Taylor All Stars on the hardwood. If only there actually was a time machine I could shove his face in....I'm sure his son would be very happy.