Douchey Laker Fans UPDATE

Say "Lakers" the sexiest way you can

The Porn King Douchey Laker Fan from THIS POST presents himself again. This time he stands near Steve Kerr (announcer) holding up a tacky as hell home made "World Peace" sign ironically screaming bloody murder at the top of his lungs.

Douchey Laker Fans

I don't care who I'm stealing this from because it needs to be kept in this here blog for eternity. This is just more evidence that Laker fans can be complete douche bags.  Found in Barstool Chicago by Nextian Maaaaatt the post and comments are a must read. I mean, the kid with his new D-How t-shirt by Adidas sitting in daddy's seats ripping off his sunny g's is one thing but the guy over his left shoulder wearing an American Apparel purple tank with yellow trim is another. Holy good god almighty.

I mean, who the heck is this Kevin Nealon wannabe? This dude is sleazier than Larry Flint. He's totally a porn producer. And that Lakers necklace and Championship rings are all fake as shit.

Update: Laker Bros in reverse .gif is that much funnier. Enjoy!

STOP FLOPPING Blake Griffin!

Just a classic video right here. Eternal flopper/douche nugget Blake Griffin flops like Julliard Graduate in this here clip. Not once, but TWICE.  He flops when David Lee has his arm on him, he then proceeds to douchily chest bump D Lee, and he even flops when the ref touches his abdominal region. Do you think when Griffin goes home to his mansion and accidentally brushes against his sofa that he recoils sideways 3 to 4 feet and gives his couch that lamest of lame "WTF bro!?" look? Probably.

The Best LeBron Article Yet

I read this article like it was a master novel. Full of backstory, ego, and superdouchery. Great work Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports:

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We Are Douchebags.

A douchebag wearing a Lakers jersey? Who woulda thunk it!?

Douche Chills

I'm pretty sure this guy will never make a dime doing comedy. I also hope his boss at the furniture store he works at sees this youtube and fires him for being a non-funny idiot.



How long did you make it through before wanting to bitch slap this guy? So sorry he had to go see Lebron play basketball. And I'm very sad that he was distracted by food vendors and Cavs/Lebron paraphernalia. Such a big basketball fan he is by yearning for the sound of a swish and squeak of the Chuck Taylor All Stars on the hardwood. If only there actually was a time machine I could shove his face in....I'm sure his son would be very happy.