Heeeere's Ronnie!

Ron Artest is crazy. But at least he has seemed to focus his craziness on harassing the hell out of his opponents in this most delicious of 2010 Playoffs. Heck, he even harasses Laker fans when he goes 1/8 and puts up shots early in the shot clock under a minute left in a 3 point game. But that's besides the point because Ronnie's face is on a sweet t-shirt.

Grab your crazy Ron tee HERE and head to Staples to support your boy.

Ronald Artest: In Lowrider Magazine

Hey, check it out! Ron Artest is doing something weird again! At this point, I think that Ron Artest doing "normal" stuff would be abnormal. Video of Ron Artest eating a sandwich would be more interesting than trying to be entertained by his crazily terrible rap videos or stupid magazine shoots. But until then, all we have is Ron Ron in Lowrider Magazine posing next to a few hot whores (yawn).

DeShawn Stevenson; Abe Lincoln & Pittsburg Pirates Fan

Washington Wizard DeShawn Stevenson showed up to training camp with a few new pieces of ink. The increasingly popular face tattoos show a "crack" on his forehead and a backwards Pittsburg Pirates "P" on his left cheekbone. There's also a "Londyn" scribble referring to his 1 year old son. Last, but definitely not least, DeShawn has a 5 dollar bill on his neck.

The Baseline and Ball Don't Lie have some pretty good thoughts on what all this awesome ink means.

If you happened to creep down into the comments section of The Baseline article, you might haved seen the supposed real meaning of DS's tats. Peep this: The P is a symbol of the People Nation gang, which claims the Bloods and Latin Kings among its allies. Among their symbols is the number 5, which explains the neck tattoo. Stevenson is a thug and an active gang member.

That being said, can the opening of NBA training camps be touted a little more? There's some seriously cool shit that we learn every year on this Monday. Monta Ellis this year saying he can't play with Stephen Curry not to mention the Stack Jack "praying hands" tattoo on the belly of 2007. This is some good stuff.

Kevin Garnett: Dickhead

KG has always been one intense dude. The primal screams, the non-stop effort and an insatiable will to win have always been his trademarks. But has KG become a total dickhead? After winning the championship with the Celtics last year he has done some strange things this season during games. Recent posts show how he made the Big Baby Davis cry on the bench during a recent matchup. And in early November I posted a video of KG clapping in the face of Jose Calderon (since it was an old post, here's what I'm referring to):



But take a look at the brief glimpse of Garnett getting down on all 4's to taunt rookie PG Jerryd Bayless of the Portland Trailblazers last Friday. To me, this firmly classifies his Dickhead Factor as "Completely Over The Top":



Turd, the Crazy Points for your team just keep adding up.

Sheed's new tattoo...

If you got a tattoo of your daughter, would you make her cans that big? Crazy points for team Jerk Store!

Let's Get Political

I have a good idea on the political beliefs of most Nextians. Let's just say that we are very diverse and a few of us are some weird ass mofos.

Tuesday's Election obviously brought out a lot of emotion from many people. If you weren't emotional in some way (good or badd) then there's obviously something wrong with you. Either that or you're a robot/machine. Sex Machine? I digress.........

I was reading THIS ARTICLE in the NY Times which immediately caused me to youtube Oprah's show where she's prentending like she's not praying for a cabinent position and hunt for the clip of the infamously oblivious Sherri Shepherd of Barbara Walters' "The View" fame.



Unintentional Comeday Scale: 9/10 at least. Crazy Points? 8/10

Sherri Shepherd saying that she liked Palin because she also has a child with needs is like Matt saying that he supported McCain because they are both bald. No Limitations!!!

Evidence Delonte West is crazy. For Real!!

I don't think that Delonte is eligible for any crazy points since he has been actually diagnosed with having a mental illness. He's got a doctor's note, it's cool, right?

I remember watching these videos last year and thinking that there was seriously something wrong in Denmark because he is a seriously weird cat.

Here is my ode to the firecrotched brother known as Lip Fungus. The 2nd one is so far off the reservation it is amazing he was able to function in the real world. Oh wait(he said in Buffalo Bill voice), he was in the NBA, nowhere near the real world.