The Self Assist

Troy Murphy's self assist falls somewhere between Darius Miles' shot at the opponent's basket to get a rebound for his triple double and T-Mac's backboard pass to highlight reel dunk. It's definitely goofy and defintely white. But this move does have it's place in the game. Nice work Mr. guy who I used to drink and play pool with at Bayside:

Stephen Jackson Rapping

Ron Artest should sign SJax to his "Tru Warier" label with these excellently indeciperable micsmanship skillz:

Douche Chills

I'm pretty sure this guy will never make a dime doing comedy. I also hope his boss at the furniture store he works at sees this youtube and fires him for being a non-funny idiot.



How long did you make it through before wanting to bitch slap this guy? So sorry he had to go see Lebron play basketball. And I'm very sad that he was distracted by food vendors and Cavs/Lebron paraphernalia. Such a big basketball fan he is by yearning for the sound of a swish and squeak of the Chuck Taylor All Stars on the hardwood. If only there actually was a time machine I could shove his face in....I'm sure his son would be very happy.

Nellie's a Gangsta

Don Nelson has been described as a lot of things (think fat drunk/awesomely unorthodox coach) but never before has he been called a "Gangsta". Preach, oh TMNT Harrington as seen in HoopsWorld-

"Nellie's a gangsta," Harrington said with a big smile. "He just does whatever he wants."

Harrington went on to imply that the Warriors' players would have been happier had Nellie stepped down and assistant coach Keith Smart stepped into the lead role.

"Coach Smart, I think he would've been a great coach there when they had a chance to make a change," said Harrington. "Guys were really looking forward to getting to play for him if Nellie did step down."



TMNT Al, I wish you the best in landing a contract next year that pays you anywhere near what you're getting now. Thankfully he's no longer able to steal Anthony Randolph's minutes.

Louis "Fabio" Amundson is Soft

Louis Amundson has positioned himself as a "hustle" guy for the Suns this season. He's tall, runs a lot and can put the ball in around the hoop for a team that is pretending like it's still got a bit of "7 Seconds or Less" in them. To call him aggressive is wrong. He's more like an ADHD kid on the playground after eating 4 ding dongs.

Take a look at the 1:30 mark of this game recap from a couple of nights ago. Keep an eye on Nene and Fabio:



Pretty obvious that he was totally flopping and acting like a puss (wait, Nene's Brazillian and should be the flopper, right?). Nene got tossed from the game for that one. But check out Fabio's comments about the situation:

"I’m playing hard and with a lot of energy, and Nene took exception to the fact that I was going to play physical back with him," Amundson said. “I play hard, but he was playing dirty the whole game. He was elbowing me. … He was hitting me in the head and the neck.”

“I was surprised that he did that,” Amundson said. “But then I was not too surprised because I know he’s kind of a dirty player.”

Should Amundson move to position A-1 on the Nextian Bitchy NBA Player List?

AI Owes Mad Flow

Allen Iverson owes some major skrill. The U.S. Court of Appeals is providing the victim $10K for medical bills and $250K in punitive damages. AI stood by as his body guard beat the crap out of a dude standing in AI's VIP section at Eyebar in Washington.

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And, yes, "Eyebar" is a pirate themed bar just like R Bar in San Francisco.

This Kid is WACK

As a Libertarian Librarian Liberal Leaner with Conservative Thoughts and Liberal Ideals, I think that this asshole 14 year old kid really annoying. Wait a second, is it legal to call a minor an "asshole"? Fuckit. He's totally not Next regardless: