Monday, February 14, 2011

LeBron is a Robot

Please figure out a way to enlarge this picture (hint: click on it).  Enjoy LBJ's arm-tats, phoney baloney Power Balance wristbands, and receeding hairline-covering headband.  Now view his chest.  Look at and enjoy his nipples (again).  Be thankful that he's wearing Nike crashpad technology on his ribs.  But then look at that hexagon-shaped thing poking through his jesey right unerneath the "Miami" logo.  What the heck is that?  A six sided symbol proclaiming that he is illuminati?  His Deceptacon logo/weak spot?  His robot on/off button?  I'm going with robot.

Thanks for your time.

1 comment:

Hyland said...

Well I couldn't figure out how to enlarge the photo, but LBJ is obviously Iron Man. I mean, RDJ, c'mon, that was all just a cover.