Have you guys heard the latest one about Shaqovic, the free throw savant? In two games Mr. O'Neal went 12-12 from the line in clutch situations and credits watching his old high school video tapes where he must have made everything. This has led to Diesel/Superman now referring to himself as a Croatian.
Shaqovic promptly followed up his 12-12 performance with a 6-11 free throw brickfest against the Hawks last night. We may now all go back to referring to him as "The Big Cactus". Thank you.