Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Troy Murphy -- Spray Tan

Why does the NBA Universe suddenly care about Troy Murphy of the DunMurphy Sisters? He wasn't good enough to earn time on the lowly Nets who traded him for two Warrior big men who have 6 fouls each. The Dubs immediately bought out his contract thereby netting owner Joe Lacob a "measly" $250K in order to sign former Clipper Al Thornton. But when Celtic fans are involved they get all crazy and think about how a washed up big man who can shoot will help them win the crown this year. I'm sure he'll have a warm spot on the pine next to the O'Neal Sisters. C's fans then dig up videos like this:

Please stop thinking about Troy Murphy and get back to enjoying real players in the NBA. Thanks.

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