SVG vs. JVG: Are they serioulsy related?

This topic has been on my mind ever since I realized the Van Gundy's were actually related. These have to be the most opposite looking brothers I have ever seen. I'm calling bullshit. They've got to be doing this for the money, however I don't see how any money is coming in from them being brothers. Overseas bank accounts, that's it, overseas bank accounts.

But honestly, the older brother Stan (SVG) looks more related to Ron Jeremy than he does his own brother. This guy is thick, well, fat with a full head of hair and normal looking eyes.



Jeff, on the other hand (JVG), looks like he was born from the outcast elvish family of Mordor more so than the same mother of Ron Jeremy turned basketball coach. He is about half this size of Stan, has no hair and a weird droopy "black eye" look he got from God knows where.

The discrepancy between them is pretty funny to think about. No matter the honest truth their mother did or did not tell them, I am still entertained by the 2 of them. SVG and JVG keepin it OG. Troof.

Fun With Pictures in the NBA

How does TP not land on his side after shooting this leaner?


These guys are having fun as new teammates. Word on the street is that Clownboy loves the hippie shit that Brad gets.


Who said the WNBA wasn't good for the sport? Former Huston Comets SF Marquis Daniels is now a starter for the Pacers.


It's true, it's true. Marco Jaric's eyes are still very close together.


Unfrozen Caveman Retard.


Two questions: why are both Boozer and Yao arguing the same call when they are on different teams? And how on earth does Boozer get his face to replicate PacMan?


You just gotta love Birdman's passion for the game. You also gotta love his sweet tats.

Will Farrell is Still Funny

Enjoy the new hit "Bat Fight"

BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Pranking Is Great

The dudes at College Humor keep pulling pranks on eachother. This one was done at halftime of a Maryland Terrapins basketball game. The prank-ee thinks that he has been randomly choosen to shoot a blindfolded half court shot for $500K. Enjoy:

Channel Your Inner Boom Dizzle

Hey Nextians. How's it going? Good, that's good. I'm doing pretty well. Hangin' in there, you know?

Anyway, I've been reading some good shit about the NBA that I wanted to share. Many of you have probably already read the Sportsguy article in the recent ESPN Tha Mag (he's not Sportsfag when writing about the non-Celtics NBA):

CHECK IT

And my obsession with the Free Darko blog had me stumble upon Bethlehem Shaols insight into the Simmons article.

NOW CHECK THIS, BEOTCH

Since I can't link to the actual post and if you are reading this way late, please refer to the "Know Thy Mirrors" prose.

Enjoy the insight, keep it real, live in the Now.

Jason Kidd, Congratulations

I just wanted to give a super mad funky fresh shout-out to my main man former St. Jospeh's point guard, Jason Frederick Kidd. In an All-Star career filled with All-Star games, NBA Finals appearances, triple-doubles, and over 10,000 assists, I wanted to provide a rather large Nextian fist-bump for the current Dallas Maverick. And to celebrate, here's a picture of Kidd taking a bath with his family:

RuPaul vs. Bosh

When Shaq torches Chris Bosh for 45 points and starts calling other centers BBQ chicken, it's time to listen. Methinks that Shaqtus is suddenly feeling rather spry as the work that the Sun's physical trainers have done on/to him has finally started to pay off. How else do you explain Shaq-Fu getting the balls to call Chris Bosh the RuPaul of the NBA?