LeBron Raps Like Eminem

LeBron was rapping this coming out of a timeout at the end of last night's game vs. The Lakers:

Marbury Going To China

Stephon Marbury and his crazy UStream antics are making their way to China next week.

PEEP THE ESPN NEWSFLASH

Marbury is probably doing just fine in the skrill department (thanks to Isiah Thomas) because, as the article states, he is not making very much money and is using this as an opportunity to promote the Starbury product line. Jeans with a bodacious Starbury ass-patch for $18.98? Here you go China! It's ironic that all Starbury products are most likely Made-In-China, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, once that $100 Million runs out all Steph has got is his brand to fund retirement. This is absolutely a smart move on Marbury's part.

What this newsflash also teaches us that Bonzi Wells scored 50 points per game over in China last year. And then he failed to come back after a vacation so his Shanxi Zhongyu team terminated his contract. There is nothing more to add.

Dis is Better Den Da NBA

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Mutha *uckin Gay Fish!

Here is a nice song from a South Park episode about 2 months ago. The episode featured a fake Kanye West not getting a joke the whole town of South Park got: "Do you like Fish Dicks? (said like fish sticks)?" Answer: Yes. "Then what are you, a gay fish?" Ahahhaah, I'm sure you get it. Well in this episode they ripped on Kanye for 23 minutes straight about not getting the joke when he is a self proclaimed genius.

Long story short, he thinks people keep calling him a gay fish because he indeed does love fish sticks. So at the end of the episode he thinks he has a vision of his real self as a gay guy whole likes other male fish, and decides to embrace his new life. The song at the end was cut off short...but I found it on YouTube...enjoy.