Evan "The Villain" Turner & Meatwad

So apparently Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force has the ability to change himself into humans as well as meat-shaped igloo's. Evan Turner of THE Ohio State Men's basketball team has been in the national spotlight a lot this past week. With his game-winner against Michigan, then overall domination of Illinois and Minnesota, his post-game interviews have been aplenty. Listening to him talk is when I was enlightened to the fact the he speaks and sounds eerily similar to Meatwad. I'll let you be the judge.

PS-Look for Ohio State to make a deep run in the big dance this year. They're coming in HOT! HOT.

Mr. Rainmaker

Mark Titus of the Ohio State Basketball Team of the NC2A has been challenged by many of his readers that he can't actually play the game. Being that he spends more time feverishly writing on his website and connecting with fans and serenading Evan Turner (the John Wall of the NCAA before he got hurt, then John Wall was John Wall, but now he's back) than actually making layups, I can see why.

This video changed my life and made me a better basketball player, and I expect it to do the same for you.