Warriors at Houston: 2/2/10 orangino edit

Even orangino is cutting back his edits due to the lack of entertaining Warriors highlights. This one is only 2:27



It is the doldrums of the NBA season and the Warriors are in their annual "give up" mode as they know they won't make the playoffs and it's too far to see the end of the season in sight. Coby Karl has replaced Cartier Martin as our new 10 Day Contract Starter (now known more simply as a "10 DCS" in Warriors lingo) and has made some very aggressive passes. The edit above shows a rather good pass from Karl to "Moses" Turiaf.........something they probably perfected during Lakers practice 3 years ago while trying to keep up with the Lakers first team. Monta is embracing his role as Best Player On Shitty Team and leading by example with 34 points on over 50% shooting with 2's in: Rebounds, Assists, Turnovers, Steals and Blocks (weird). Monta is enjoying his newfound glory but you can tell the shitty-ness of his teammates totally disturbs him. Hopefully the brainless combo of Robert Rowell and Don Nelson aren't floating any Monta & Biedrins for Amar'e trades even; though we wouldn't put it past them.

Matt Steinmetz on The Warriors

A pretty good analysis on the current state of the Warriors by Matt Steinmetz last week on the Razor & Mr T KNBR show:

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And with an attempt to not dude it up too much, here is a picture of some Warrior Girls at the Dubs Draft Night party a few weeks back:

Slow-Mo Cheerleader Dance

Maybe this has been the reason why we rarely ever see hot shots of cheerleaders on TV while we're watching games.....it takes commentators out of their professional state?!

It makes sense, commentators for NBA, NFL, etc. would be sitting there jiber-jabbing away, then boom the camera man cuts to some sexy cheerleaders doing some hot, sexual innuendo dance. They would be pausing and stuttering all the time on live television. It never made sense to me why we rarely get to see cheerleaders doing their thang when cutting to a commercial or during a timeout, but I think I may have just figured out why. Imagine Jim Barnett going, "and the Warriors keys to the game are....and the warriors, uhm, uhhhh, and the keys to the...uhhh....are..." Ahaha, I think any straight guy would lose focus of what they're doing if they start seeing some 21 year old hottie dropping it like it's hot all of the sudden in some skimpy shit! Well, maybe not Jeff VanGundy.