Stephon Marbury; Still Ballin'

This highlight video of the Chinese All-Star Game which Steph was the MVP of is a bit old (March of '10) but it is awesome nonetheless.



Now I understand why Starbury would prefer to go back to China instead of signing with the Miami Heat to play 11th fiddle on a team that Vegas gives 2-1 odds to win the Larry O'Brien trophy. Being all about #1 is aparently more important than winning 'ships.

Marbury Going To China

Stephon Marbury and his crazy UStream antics are making their way to China next week.

PEEP THE ESPN NEWSFLASH

Marbury is probably doing just fine in the skrill department (thanks to Isiah Thomas) because, as the article states, he is not making very much money and is using this as an opportunity to promote the Starbury product line. Jeans with a bodacious Starbury ass-patch for $18.98? Here you go China! It's ironic that all Starbury products are most likely Made-In-China, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, once that $100 Million runs out all Steph has got is his brand to fund retirement. This is absolutely a smart move on Marbury's part.

What this newsflash also teaches us that Bonzi Wells scored 50 points per game over in China last year. And then he failed to come back after a vacation so his Shanxi Zhongyu team terminated his contract. There is nothing more to add.

Cetics on the hunt for Starbury

The Celtics are scared. Scared shitless that they don't have a bench this year. No James Posey. No PJ Brown. They're so scared that they are legitimately thinking of signing the most crazy of crazy assed muthafukaz: Stephon Marbury.

I haven't been a fan of the new Celtics. First of all, they lucked into KG. McHale just handed him over. If the ping pong balls fell where they should have, the Celtics would have never traded for Shuttlesworth and KG as they would have had the 1st pick and a hobbled, underachieving Oden on their hands and sour puss PP (Paul Pierce). They bully teams around with scowls on their faces, KG picks fights with weak foreign guards, and Doc Rivers says the most retardedly basic things to the media. I honestly don't think he coaches other than finding that whole "Ubuntu!" thing last year. The Sportsfag is a homer for them, Boston has been winning WAY too much for their own good in all major pro sports, and all of the brand new "B" Sox hats and KG Celtics jerseys I see around SF frustrate the living hell out of me. So I hope they do "sign" Starbury for the veterans minimum pro-rated (by the way, Starbury is getting $150,000 a day for the remainder of the season from the Knicks). No championship this year with that crazy assed karma.

To remind you all how insane Steph is, please re-watch the video below. My favorite lines from a high as a kite Marbury include:

"I'm goin' for like 12, 13 dimes.....2 assists"
(cell phone rings) "oh, that's my better half"...long pause...."my wife"
near the end of the clip "yeah! yeah! I wanna see spittle on your mouf!"