Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Bango: Why The Bucks will defeat The Hawks

If Brandon Jennings, Scott Skiles, Ersan Ilyasova, Andrew Bogut's Twitter Account, John Salmons, Luc Mbah a Moute, and Luke Ridnour aren't fired up to defeat The Hawks tonight after what Bango did for them at halftime of their last game, then I don't know what to tell them. Bango is the most beastly mascot of all time and BARELY edges the late Thunder. Bango tore his ACL dunking last year and then comes back to a frigging backflip off of a ladder dunk a few nights ago. Are you kidding me?

Enjoy Bango while he kicks the crap out of Hawks fans. Fear The Deer.

Fear Bango. (RIP Thunder).

Monday, April 26, 2010

Kobe's Biggest Fan

This LA Tweaker is Black Mamba's biggest fan. He wants to hang with Kobe and enjoy the silence. After hearing this I'm pretty confident that Kobe will get in touch with him.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Steph Curry: Fantasy Freak

Fellow Nextian Bilbo "Burgular" Baggins was in the middle of the pack with his fantasy squad a few months back. But then Don Nelson let Steph Curry run wild and the rest is history. Bilbo made a run to the top and took home the top prize for his first fantasy sports victory ever.

Congrats to Bilbo.

But more importantly, it is time to realize just how sick of a season rookie Stephen Curry had. The proof is in the expert's pudding as Mr. Carpenter of ESPN hands out his Fantasy Basketball Awards. It's a pretty good read and the info is relatively obvious for all of us Fantasy Basketball Junkies. That is until you reach the bottom of the article.

If the author/Fantasy Basketball Expert were ranking next year's players today (and he assumes that Don Nelson coaches the Dubs next season), Steph Curry is ranked #3. Honestly people, it is time to recognize.

Chris Bosh: Please Stay In Toronto (a fan's plea)

Thanks to Basketbawful for delivering this amazing video shot by a hot blonde female Toronto Raptors fan. Her plea basically breaks down to CB4 looking like an actual Raptor dinosaur as shown in Jurassic Park. A catchy song, yes. But a close up on jersey covered boobs is what makes you watch this one to the end.

Golden State High

This is some genius work for Episode 1 of Golden State High. I'm curious to see how the rest of the season will go now that they've already tackled PED's, boomshakalaka, and being on fire.

Golden State High - Episode 1: "Playing With Fire" from Mike Karnell on Vimeo.

I can't wait for NBA Jams 2010!!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Steph Curry: Past, Present & Future

This is a cool mini movie that did on our boy Steph Curry. Enjoy the cheese:

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Carmelo Anthony Neck Stinger: Weird

Usually when a man goes down on the court, play stops and the injury is attended to. But in this situation the refs call a travel on 'Melo after he drives into Durantula and while 'Melo is lying nearly motionless on the ground, the refs GIVE THE BALL TO OKC TO INBOUND.

But wait.


Well, now things are strange. And with their man advantage and nobody at 'Melo's side, The Thunder somehow TURN THE BALL OVER!! What the heck is going on here?

Last but not least, JR Smiff drives the lane, right next to a splayed-out 'Melo and shoots a finger roll that is about 5 feet short of the hoop. WTF IS GOING ON!? Did everyone in the arena somehow get brainwashed into thinking that 'Melo wasn't hurt? My Jebus!

Thanks to KD at BDL

Monday, April 5, 2010

Warriors vs. Raptors 4/4/10

Hurray! Don Nelson finally wins his 7,854th game (an educated guess) and is now thisclose to retiring to his couch of perpetual indulgence.........which we all know is located in Maui. Maybe he can take some dance lessons while he's there (watch the last part of the video to know just what the heck I'm talking about). Hula possibly?

Can you believe that the Raptors might make the 8th spot in the the Eastern Conference Playoffs with ole' defense like that? They can probably just put Hedo on LeBron and do fine. After a first round sweep they'll lose their best player ever (so far) as Bosh departs to join Carlos Arroyo in Miami. I feel sorry for the Raps fans as we all know how ravenous they are. Roar. The crowds at American Airlines Arena remind me of rOracle. Props to Toronto-area Canadians (and screw the ones from Montreal).

Steph Curry continues to play like a P-I-M-P with 29 points on 23 shots and 12 helpers. It was also good to see Anthony Morrow rise from the dead and contribute splashing 5 of 7 threes. That kid has some serious touch and (now I get to use my favorite erotic basketball saying of all time) was tickling the nylon all game long. Maggette pulled a Magette by going 10/12 from the line and even a Turiaf dumbass turnover couldn't prevent this record-tying win.

Where is Monta you ask? He's been suffering from flu-like symptoms since March 22nd which either means that he has one intense hangover or there's something seriously wrong with him. Word on the street is that he'll miss this last 4 game roadtrip and is probably done for the season. If this is Monta bitching out on the end of the season, seriously, eff that kid. I'm over his ball-hogging ways. But if he's really sick and they can't figure out what's wrong, godspeed Mississippi Bullet. I'll let you know my offical end of season stance on Monta as more info becomes available.........which means I'm off to read Tim Kawakami's blog. Peace out, Nextians.

Andray Blatche: Trip-Dub Whore

More evidence as to why Andray Blatche is a scumbag. So I'm looking forward to him being a Warrior in a few years. Maybe Rowell will trade Monte for him!

Also, don't mess with former Warrior Cartier Martin like that! Gracias por Ball Don't Lie.