Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
This simple video inspired some dudes who call themselves The Jupiters to continue the Ultramag tradition. What started out as a joke has morphed into 5 years worth of The Jupiters All Star hip hop compilation mp3's posted on Freedarko.com.
The 2010 effort is more tech, hip hoppie, and even more white (yes!) than past efforts. Press play on the player in THIS LINK RIGHT HERE to blow your fucking mind. Thank you, Free Darko, for bringing us the poetic mastery of these geniuses.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
The Clips get a backup PG in Blake and a hurt dude in Outlaw. But most importantly, they get CASH. Donald Sterling strikes yet again for the almighty dollar sign. This $3 Million is apparently Dumbleavy's contract for next year. The Clip Show once again show their true colors: all about money, nothing about the quality of the product. Can't wait for Sportsguy to comment on this one. Well, actually I can wait.
Regardless of if my initial thoughts are correct or not, it is sad that Marcus didn't get to finish his dinner or say goodbye to his teammates. I feel bad for him.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Ever since the We Believe Team "shocked the world" in the 2007 playoffs (playoffs?) the Dubs/Mavs rivalry has brought out some well played and entertaining basketall. Though the Warriors have fewer guys from 2007 on the current roster than the Mavericks (I miss Jazzy Cabbages), the effort that only a rivalry can bring was there last night. For 41 minutes of this game, the Dubs were the better team. Their lead hovered between 6 and 13 points all game as Morrow was splashing tres, Curry was dishing and hitting, and Monta was having a typical Monta-like game. After a 98-90 3rd quarter lead, the Warriors became, well, The 2010 Warriors.
JET Terry went off for 36 points with 6 Tres, 6 Boardbounds, 9 Helpers and 3 Swipe-a-roo's. With Dirka not playing a great game, Terry's effort led the Mavs' charge. I could have predicted this effort as the day before the Mavericks practiced at The Olympic Club, where I am a member. As they were walking down the hall towards the gym I overheard Terry talking to rookie Rodrigue Boubois saying "man, I'm playing better than I ever have before in my career". I then said "Hey JET!" as he walked by and he responded "hello, Sir." I couldn't quite figure out if he was mocking me or if he could really tell that I was that older than him (by 2.5 months). Regardless, it was obvious that JET was feeling good and playing well.
Hookers N' Cheese and The Fog Raw then went to the game. Face? Maybe not. It was a pretty "great time out" until those last 7 minutes. Monta hurt his knee, The Mavs played to their potential, and Don Nelson crapped the bed. Henceforth/therefore, the Mavs win 127-117.
Be sure to enjoy the end of the orangino edit. Hilarity.
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Friday, February 5, 2010
When asked about the situation of his ex-girl, Dwight suddenly became very sad.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Monta puts up a carrier high 46 on 19 shots. He also goes 4/5 from three. He hits a behind the backboard AND 1 swish that was twice as cool as Kobe's. Whoa Boy!
An inspired comeback by the Dubs who got within 3 in the 4th quarter. But when you have CJ Watson trying to make things happen in the half court set and Devin George's carcass playing crunch time minutes, you're just not going to have a chance vs. The Mavs and their balanced attack. The losing streak continues!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Hey, check it out! Ron Artest is doing something weird again! At this point, I think that Ron Artest doing "normal" stuff would be abnormal. Video of Ron Artest eating a sandwich would be more interesting than trying to be entertained by his crazily terrible rap videos or stupid magazine shoots. But until then, all we have is Ron Ron in Lowrider Magazine posing next to a few hot whores (yawn).
It is the doldrums of the NBA season and the Warriors are in their annual "give up" mode as they know they won't make the playoffs and it's too far to see the end of the season in sight. Coby Karl has replaced Cartier Martin as our new 10 Day Contract Starter (now known more simply as a "10 DCS" in Warriors lingo) and has made some very aggressive passes. The edit above shows a rather good pass from Karl to "Moses" Turiaf.........something they probably perfected during Lakers practice 3 years ago while trying to keep up with the Lakers first team. Monta is embracing his role as Best Player On Shitty Team and leading by example with 34 points on over 50% shooting with 2's in: Rebounds, Assists, Turnovers, Steals and Blocks (weird). Monta is enjoying his newfound glory but you can tell the shitty-ness of his teammates totally disturbs him. Hopefully the brainless combo of Robert Rowell and Don Nelson aren't floating any Monta & Biedrins for Amar'e trades even; though we wouldn't put it past them.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Here is Nextian Jeff shooting a jumper in 5th grade with some kid playing foot defense against him. Jeff airballed this shot.
Turd enjoys playing ball in his boxers. He says it gives him more freedom of movement.
Matt loved the Dream Team as a wee lad. I'm pretty sure this was the John Stockton jersey, his favorite Dream Teamer in 1992.
Strange Range couldn't find anybody to take his picture. So he snapped himself in the mirror.